April 25th, 2004
|07:09 pm - Carrot Juice!|
Mmmmm, carrot juice!
Current Mood: bouncy
Shhhh! *talks to own cleavage* If you don't attract her attention she won't reach into my bodice to retrieve you!
*tilts head* Although a good groping sounds very good right about now...
|Date:||April 26th, 2004 11:12 pm (UTC)|| |
I marked Six with a felt tip so I don't eat him by accident. Will that help?
*sly smile* You could always do it again... you know for good measure...
*offers up cleavage while keeping a hand on carrot just in case*
|Date:||April 27th, 2004 11:23 pm (UTC)|| |
*carefully marks carrot again*
Um, though maybe I shouldn't have used an *orange* felt tip.
*exasperated* MEL! What good will that do!
*clutches carrot to self again* You do realize this is going to give me a complex?
*shakes head* I'll never be able to look at a carrot and vodka the same way again... *shrugs* Oh well I guess its back to sour apple martinis.
I can't help it!
My hands are already numb. I mean it's been *shakes hands to get feeling back* ...days
and besides, *slightly pouty* I miss cuddling with you
We really need to find that antidote...
Well we are trying
when not trying to cook The Rani umm eggplant
I suppose I should try harder but there's only so many scientists one can pillow talk with in a day.
Oh, you're doing marvellously, don't worry.
How about some nice broccoli juice?
|Date:||April 26th, 2004 11:21 pm (UTC)|| |
*contemplates slapping Mel*
*remembers she has celery in hermouth*
*snaps to keep time with the chant*
|Date:||April 27th, 2004 11:20 pm (UTC)|| |
Sorry! Must... resist... urge...
Cripes, this is really hard for you, Mel. I think we should drink. That might help. It certainly helps everyone else around here.
|Date:||April 29th, 2004 11:41 pm (UTC)|| |
*looks confused* I already was drinking...
Oh. And here I thought it would help you.
Maybe more alcohol then?
|Date:||April 30th, 2004 10:33 pm (UTC)|| |
Yes please! Got any brandy?
ANYthing you want to drink, we got :)
Thank you! It does help with taking my mind off my unfortunate addiction to root vegetables!
We've got turnip elixir, ummm....
Cripes, look at that, we have potato rum mixers...
Oooo, that sounds great! I'll have to get the recipe for those.
Now all we need are the root veggies...
*hides the vodka*
You know Mel there are far healthier things to drink that carrot juice.
*tucks carrot further down into cleavage for safety* I can't think of them right now but I'm sure there are!
|Date:||April 26th, 2004 11:13 pm (UTC)|| |
*ponders* I've never tried eggplant juice. What does that taste like?
*quirks head* I dunno.
*brightens* We could grab The Rani and find out...
she eggplant tastes much better than carrot juice. To hear Six talk about it a filthy Ogron would taste better than carrot juice.
*ahem* There will be no eggplant juice until I'm safely changed back, thank you.
Really? *quirks head* I read that when you prepare eggplant for parmesan there's lots of juice rendered...
There will be no eggplant preparing either.
But you're looking so... ripe...
Thank you. *preens*
But there will still be no preparing, slicing, frying, cooking, eating or otherwise ingesting of my person.
Perhaps you should say that to the Ogron following you around with the big knife...
At least he's not after me... I don't think I could handle any more Ogron love poetry.
If someone would just drop me off with Rassilon... I believe Four said he had the cure?
*looks back over shoulder at Pseudo Chef Ogron*
Yes I think that might be a wise idea... Perhaps I should go find Tegan and Nine for a trip to see the old windbag after all...
*secrets eggplant and attempts to sneak away without the lovesick Ogron noticing*
|Date:||April 27th, 2004 11:25 pm (UTC)|| |
I'm *sure* an Ogron would taste worse than carrot juice, not that I'm in any hurry to find out!
You never know until you try it...
*clutches carrot to chest*
|Date:||April 28th, 2004 11:55 pm (UTC)|| |
I've got no desire to try it, thank you!
I think I'll switch to grapefruit for a while, anyway...